It was Sunday night, probably around midnight, I promised to bring dinner (don't you starve after sex?? It's the greatest bliss ever going to somebody else's fridge and poke around their food and groceries, once in Australia, I made this guy take me to a souvlaki place after almost 2 hours of bareback sex!) and bought a deli sandwich from Starbucks around 10 before actually beginning my chase.
Anyways I was at a main avenue waiting for a cab to arrive, when this mirage of a taxi driver went past by, and I was like...naaaah, he works off his commissions...and I stood on the corner, waiting for another cab. So this guy apparently went round circle and picked me up, we negotiated the cab fare and off we went. He grabbed my attention for being cute...and sounded naco. So on the way I took out my laptop to look at the map and pinpoint the exact destination and an akward conversation began:
Cab Driver: "Oh, hey, you have a computer...I don't know how to work one...just the MSN"
Olman: *Thinks...cute AND stupid, YES!*
Cab Driver: "So do you have like...porn?"
Olman "Um...No?" *Thinks: "At least not straight porn..."*
Cab Driver: "Yeah, well I have a friend that downloads music and porn, burns it and then shares it"
Olman: "Oh that's nice"
Cab Driver: "Yeah I go to internet Cafés and meet girls online, like once I met this girl and we hooked up...we went out several times and when I wanted to fuck her she would say 'no' because she was a virgin"
Olman: "Sweet..."
Cab Driver: "So one day I finally got her on her back and I went inside her in a snap, and I'm very well endowed...you would figure that she was tight if she were virgin right? She was a whore man..."
Olman: "Of course..." *Thinks, "I fuck girls all the time...of course I'd know"*
----Keeps talking a lot...More straight sex conversation....another hint of being hung then:
Cab Driver: "....so my neighbor, she was like 30 and I was like 16, she taught me a lot, she used to suck my big dick, Man....no one has ever done it the way she has...."
Olman: *Thinks, "Tell him the only reason that's happened is because YOU've never sucked his big dick"*
AND right then and there we arrive at my destination, with the freaking words almost leaving my mouth... I pay the cab driver and he stares at me, wondering what is it that I was going to do outside the gates of some living quarters. And then it hits me....I DID NOT ASK FOR HIS NUMBER!!! Aaaargh!!
So I buzzed the Security Gate's Guard and he opened...the Argentinian boy who in fact WAS the guard, he welcomed me inside his 3.5 ft by 3.5 ft quarters, where he had his mini pc, a table, some smaller screens and a even smaller tv with cable, and of course a toilet in a separate and tighter space of his quarters. It was dark. So he started to talk about his life and I'm just sitting there pretending like I care to which later I start playing with his crotch with my hand, next thing I know, he's inside me doggy style. I had a couple of friends that had good experiences with their argentinian lovers, here are their profiles:
1. Yoga instructor, fucked for hours in different positions "the best sex of her life"
2. Administrator, well endowed, fucks rough and like a bunny.
Mine was more of the "Administrator kind", plowed the land like only an Ox would. So after we were done, I parted and said goodbye, crossed my fingers and hoped for the same cab driver to pick me up and act as my cream-based dessert, unfortunately that didnt happen...and I realized then and there that if they EVER offer you a free entree before getting your main dish... make sure.... to never say no.
